Why did the chicken cross the road?
Martin Luther King Jnr: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Karl Marx: it was a historical inevitability.
Saddam Hussain: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
George W Bush: Who cares? Let’s bomb it!
Sigmund Freud: The fact you’re at all concerned why the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
Einstein: Did the chicken really crossed or the road move beneath the chicken?
Colonel Saunders: I missed one?
LA Police Department: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we’ll find out.